Coal mining children, their tiny hands can grab the best coal nibs!
Vociferously anti-Earth, pro-me and sub-human. Quench your parched throats here with the rivers of knowledge that flow from me taint.
Bring it...
June 12, 2012
May 27, 2012
One of my favorite things to do is read a stranger’s text messages or emails over their shoulder.
May 26, 2012
Hummer limo…how do I get into these situations? The line for the cab was too long…its weird when everyone you’re rolling with is loaded, and all from gambling/poker.. ridic
May 26, 2012
May 26, 2012
Slots suck. You only win enough to keep you playing, but not tnough that you feel the immediate need to cash out to collect your winnings. It’s the absolute minimum level of fun necessary to keep an ass in the seat. Jokes on you Bill’s Gambling hall, I just made 10 bucks off your ass.
May 26, 2012
May 26, 2012
Why/how am I up at 7 walking around Vegas? This place is even more surreal in the morning. Why hasn’t Vegas been featured in a zombie survival movie yet?
May 25, 2012
May 25, 2012
May 25, 2012
May 25, 2012
May 21, 2012
BAMF of the Day: NBA rookie of the year Kyrie Irving goes undercover at a pickup basketball game, dressed as the aging “Uncle Drew.” Unbeknownst to his opponents, Uncle Drew’s gotskills, and he wants you kids to get off his lawn court.
This is basically the best disguise for a pro basketball player since Larry Johnson dressed up as Grandmama to help out Steve Urkel and sell some Converse shoes.
Loved it.
(Source: thedailywhat)
May 19, 2012
May 19, 2012
May 16, 2012
FACT: The number of students who have to go into debt to get a bachelor’s degree has risen from 45% in 1993 to 94% today.
The next debt crisis.
While sad, this is the first time in years that I’m in the top tenth percentile of something.
I am the 6%
(Source: think-progress, via robot-heart-politics)
