Coal mining children, their tiny hands can grab the best coal nibs!
One of my favorite things to do is read a stranger’s text messages or emails over their shoulder.
Hummer limo…how do I get into these situations? The line for the cab was too long…its weird when everyone you’re rolling with is loaded, and all from gambling/poker.. ridic
Predinner drinks and cards
Slots suck. You only win enough to keep you playing, but not tnough that you feel the immediate need to cash out to collect your winnings. It’s the absolute minimum level of fun necessary to keep an ass in the seat. Jokes on you Bill’s Gambling hall, I just made 10 bucks off your ass.
Ghostbusters slots? Yes please!
Why/how am I up at 7 walking around Vegas? This place is even more surreal in the morning. Why hasn’t Vegas been featured in a zombie survival movie yet?
That’s the living room…this place is insane
Super suite at the Bellagio, sweeeet
This is the line to get a cab… Lol
Made it to Vegas, debauchery to commence.
BAMF of the Day: NBA rookie of the year Kyrie Irving goes undercover at a pickup basketball game, dressed as the aging “Uncle Drew.” Unbeknownst to his opponents, Uncle Drew’s gotskills, and he wants you kids to get off his lawn court.
This is basically the best disguise for a pro basketball player since Larry Johnson dressed up as Grandmama to help out Steve Urkel and sell some Converse shoes.
Featuring Gotye…. produced by Flash Beats
Nice remix of Gotye
The next debt crisis.
While sad, this is the first time in years that I’m in the top tenth percentile of something.
I am the 6%