One of my favorite things to do is read a stranger’s text messages or emails over their shoulder.
Slots suck. You only win enough to keep you playing, but not tnough that you feel the immediate need to cash out to collect your winnings. It’s the absolute minimum level of fun necessary to keep an ass in the seat. Jokes on you Bill’s Gambling hall, I just made 10 bucks off your ass.
FACT: The number of students who have to go into... →
fishingboatproceeds: The next debt crisis. While sad, this is the first time in years that I’m in the top tenth percentile of something. I am the 6%
I need to start biting off more than I can chew. Mastication versus asphyxiation, chew or choke, ride or die.
The path to internet riches begins with an introductory product, such as a book or DVD. This is often a loss leader: the real value for the Internet Marketer is that it allows him to capture your contact information. Once you’re in the system, your inbox will be flooded with offers for software, DVD sets, and coaching programs costing several hundreds or thousands of dollars. This is what...
Operation Porno Drop
I’ve decided to put together a care package to send, at random, to some platoon (or squad or whatever they’re called) in Afghanistan and/or Iraq. I’m going to fill it with the most badass stuff that is (hopefully) relatively rare in care packages and necessary for the continued buoyancy of human spirit. As a side note, buoyancy is a really weird looking word. Anyway, I just...
cashcrab: Customer: I’ll have a Coke. Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Customer: I don’t know, is monopoly money okay? M. Night Shyamalan: Yes.
Left work early today, currently watching S06E04 of Mad Men…and wtf, did Don just murder someone?
Why don’t cell phones have caller ID? It’s kind of ridiculous.
Hygiene and Social Tells at a Coal Mine
Working at a coal mine means you’re surrounding by a select group of people who keep the masculine mystique alive and well. One thing in particular which falls under this umbrella (but by no means is confined to the coal mine) is the thing where guys won’t wash their hands after taking a piss. So, it’s fine, I’ve got nothing against this practice - if you don’t get...